A little makeup, buff up your scalp, put on a miniskirt and you've got it made Otis.
The houston texan cheerleaders are having tryouts what's my chance of making it in those skimpy outfits?
Shaky your booty more often and drop it like its hot. Smile.
I'd pay to see that! Lol!
Just remember to shave your legs and you'll do excellent!
Oh, I say you are a shoo-in, Otis.
I just went to their website, and it said to wear dance shorts and a midriff shirt. No thongs will be allowed. So please leave your thong at home!
Otis, I think you'd be a sensation. You'd make the cover of Sports Illustrated. You'd probably look nearly as good as Hippy's ex-wife.
Realistically, about the same as your chances of getting the judges to give you one of those skimpy outfits
